The Loser

The Loser – this week’s horoscope says I’ll have a little win – why does it have to be little????

The Loser

If I could win the Lottery
how happy I would be.
I’d buy a car and drive around
and wave at those I see.

If I could just win the Pools for once
how happy would be my day.
I buy a soccer club from ooop North
that wins both home and away.

If my horses always came out winning
I would have a smile upon my face.
And I’d buy a great big tele
So I’d never miss a race.

If I knew the answers to the Prizeline
you’d never hear me grouse.
I’d collect up all the winnings
and buy a great big house.

If I could crack the Quizshows
and beat the competition.
I buy a complete encyclopedia
and improve my poor cognition.

If only I was lucky
and had the Midas touch.
I wouldn’t have to go shopping
And always ask ‘How much?’


Linda Prince