Tuesday 18 April 2017

62 Ways to Leave Your Lover


62 Ways to Leave Your Lover

Still Crazy hangs in the air, subtle beat upon heavy air
Rhythm Ace playfully pulses along
Distinguished lyrics, coveted song.
Warming summer measures sleepy thoughts
Can the advice be so very wrong?

Worn out 50 ways requires a new incentive
Another dozen recipes for ex-lovers to be inventive.

You Just walk out the gate, Mate
Start up the bike, Mike
You don't need to be shy, Si
Just get yourself free
get in the cab, Gab
You don't need to just grab much
Just plan the divorce, Morse
And get yourself free.

You Just walk out the door, Noor
Get into the cab, Gab
You don't need to go cry, Di
Just set yourself free
Hop on the trolley, Dolly
You don't need to spend lolly much
Just start to plan it, Janet
And get yourself free.

Just jump on the long-haul, Paul
With homage to your rhymin’, Simon
You have set us all free.

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